1-Sentence Review of Countries I’ve Visited in the Last 3 Years

Brussels, Belgium (2022)

Other than its architecture, there’s really nothing much going on in this country.

Prague, Czechia (2021)

It still blows my mind how beer is cheaper than water.

Quito, Ecuador (2023)

Please wear your SPF, their sun hits you differently out there.

London, England (2022)

The weather is as bad as you think, but you’d be surprised to learn what a vegetarian’s paradise this place is.

Paris, France (2021)

Not nearly as pretty or clean as claimed, and the people are just as rude.

Cologne, Germany (2022)

Wear your seatbelt when traveling on the autobahn, it’s really no joke out there.

Athens, Greece (2022)

There are few countries that have taken away my breath like this one did.

Budapest, Hungary (2021)

Do not visit during Christmastime, everything is closed!

Ubud, Indonesia (2024)

Their cuisine gets slept on and deserves more clout.

Rome, Italy (2022)

Swelteringly hot and humid, please wear natural fibers and lots of deodorant.

Kyoto, Japan (2023)

The diversity between cities and cuisines and traditions is mind-blowing.

Casablanca, Morocco (2022)

A must-visit destination, it will not disappoint.

Rotterdam, The Netherlands (2022)

Over-rated and overpriced, but I admit they have some pretty cool museums.

Cusco, Peru (2023)

A feast for the eyes and stomach.

Sintra, Portugal (2022)

There’s a certain charm to this country that I cannot put into words.

Paju, South Korea (2023)

Good for visiting (8.8/10), not for living (-6.7/10).

Seville, Spain (2021)

This country will always, always have my heart (but unfortunately never my stomach).

Taipei, Taiwan (2024)

Awfully humid, but surprisingly cold in spring.

New York, United States (2024)

Mostly beautiful places, with sometimes questionably rational people.

Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam (2024)

Do not learn how to ride a scooter here, you might die.

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